By John Mulderig
Catholic News Service
NEW YORK (CNS) — Though generally good-hearted, and clearly aimed at family audiences, “The Spy Next Door” (Lionsgate/Relativity) — a thin martial-arts comedy showcasing genre veteran Jackie Chan — includes scenes of hand-to-hand combat that make it unsuitable for the smallest viewers, while brief interludes of mildly risque humor further restrict its appropriate audience.
Chan plays Bob Ho, an international spy posing as a mild-mannered pen salesman. Bob is intent on retiring and living a normal life, but his plans to marry his girlfriend — and next-door neighbor — Gillian (Amber Valletta) are on hold because of the hostility of the divorcee’s three kids: 14-year-old Farren (Madeline Carroll), preteen Ian (Will Shadley) and 5-year-old Nora (an endearing Alina Foley).
Taken in by Bob’s cover story, the siblings have decided he’s a crashing bore.
So when Gillian is called out of town by a family emergency, Bob volunteers to baby-sit, seeing this as the perfect opportunity to get to know the youngsters and win them over.
But Bob’s domestic talents don’t come close to his adroit secret-agent skills, leading to scenes of housekeeping mayhem reminiscent of an old “I Love Lucy” episode. And things go further awry when Bob’s new charges unwittingly become entangled in his pursuit of Poldark (Magnus Scheving), a Russian master criminal bent on cornering the international petroleum market.
Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus and comedian George Lopez turn up as Bob’s CIA colleagues.
As directed by Brian Levant, the sketchy material is mostly free of worrisome content, and charts its central character’s self-sacrificing efforts to protect his temporary wards, both physically and emotionally.
But Ian, although only 12, is portrayed as an aspiring ladies’ man who at one point approaches a girl many years his senior with the supposedly humorous pickup line, “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” Similarly, Farren is shown to have a fondness for short skirts and a bare midriff, fashion choices resolutely vetoed by both Gillian and Bob.
An exchange between Bob and Farren leads him to assure her that families are made up of emotional bonds, not ties of blood, a favorite Hollywood sentiment that’s legitimate enough in many situations, but potentially subject to misinterpretation within the context of contemporary cultural debates.
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Mulderig is on the staff of the Office for Film & Broadcasting of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops. More reviews are available online at www.usccb.org/movies.
The film contains considerable, though nongraphic, martial-arts violence, acceptability of divorce, some vaguely sexual humor and at least one crude term. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II — adults and adolescents. Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG — parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.